"Hansel + Gretel"

Hansel and Gretel work nine to five
She didn't have to eat them— she just sucked them dry
And if you work 'til the day you die
Is it a life well spent?

Their gingerbread house was a cubicle
And their candy was a living wage
And they never got their stomachs full
But they called it living all the same
Yes, they called it living all the same

Oh you ugly country!
You breathe without your lungs
You'd sell your friends for money
You'd offer up your young

Hansel and Gretel they were small blind
But the witch had bigger things in mind
And every penny those poor kids spend
Will go towards a war that'll never end!

Hansel and Gretel work nine to five
If you ask them, they'll say
"We're doin' fine..."